I'll cut out some unflattering pictures
of relatives you no longer recollect
drinking cheap beer on the 4th
and ladle rubber cement onto the backs
so that they remain fixed in your un-memory
for(until the next fire/tornado/flood) ever.
After the blurred frames are set
I'll concoct an endless list of obvious captions
and print them on construction paper so
they can be chopped with zig-zag "Skizzorz"©
to en-hance the theme of family fun.
Last but not least I'll raid your child's
sticker collection and scour through the
endless drawers of buttons-pins-sparkles-
clips-decals for the perfect accents to accompany
your ideas of nostalgia and embellish what
was probably
an average life.
I'll gladly do it for free--
I really enjoy (smelling fumes getting papercuts
re-arranging rhinestones) getting to know people
better (living vicariously through you)
Oh don't mention it. It was my (only)
pleasure.
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