I'M NOT TIRED!!! Oh holy crap I am NOT! TIRED!!! 

IRON LEVELS SUCK IT!
I've slept my way though SO many days and now I am AWAKE and Uncertain and OVERWHELMED and READY TO PAAAARRRTAAAAY WITH THE BEST OF THEMMMMMM!


I feel like I imagine Lance Armstrong did after probably blood doping!
Like Columbus when he discovered the wrong continent!
Like a 5 year old on Christmas morning!
A middle schooler trying energy drinks for the first time!
The Mariners getting their first home run after a decade of walks!
Like the first time I cleared the high jump bar at 4'4!

Like I am going to be in one of my dearest friend's wedding and dance wild with other dear friends and hop on the plane to germany with a dear friend the next day!